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— New version 0.0.9 of the retorte.ch IntervalMusicCompositor (German version: IntervalMusicCompositor) released! Now there is an audio envelope of the compilation which provides an instant visual feedback of the audible quality.
The retorte.ch IntervalMusicCompositor is a small multi-platform piece of software to generate randomized interval sound compilations out of a set of MP3, OGG, FLAC or WAV sound files!

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Jamie feierte seine Geburtstagsparty auf der Terrasse lock
Zügelhelferessen bei Bettina und Thomas lock
Spiel und Spass an der alten Aare, unserem geliebten Naherholungsgebiet lock
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